The Programmer's Prayer
A sudden burst of imagination and inspiration caused me to write this adaptation to The Lord's Prayer for programmers.
Oh Guide of heaven,
only you have such a 1337 name.
Your program come,
your process be done,
on my machine as in the perfectly engineered heavens.
Forgive us our bugs and as we forgive others poor design decisions.
Lead us not into premature optimization but deliver from segfaults.
For yours is the endless universe, total power and all the bragging rights non-stop.
Amen